July 12, 2005

The horror

Six things.


Posted by Francis at 06:43 PM in Six Things

Stephen King has descended into self-parody many times over his career, but none worse than "Chattery Teeth," a short story about a pair of haunted... chattery teeth. You know, the wind-up clackety toy. I'm serious.

Posted by: Eric Berlin at July 12, 2005 06:47 PM

Must have been during his cocaine years. You know what they say: "Write what you know."

Posted by: Francis at July 12, 2005 06:50 PM

How about, "Compulsively checking Francis' site for his Six Things cartoons even though you know he's away for the week...clicking and refreshing until you go INSANE!"

I'm much better now,thanks.

Posted by: Mona Buonanotte at July 12, 2005 11:16 PM

Uh-oh, I've experienced 2 of those. Three, if you exchange "Victoria's Secret" for "Sephora" (I got the certificate for my 40th birthday - do you think they'd still take it?).

Posted by: Ellen at July 12, 2005 11:51 PM

I really want a Six Things t-shirt. Though I don't know which episode I would most like to wear...

Posted by: neilfred at July 13, 2005 01:34 AM

I knew that snail would appear somewhere.

Posted by: Minou at July 13, 2005 03:30 AM

Francis is slowly revealing the secrets of his sad life through cartoon....

Posted by: Mary at July 13, 2005 02:23 PM

Actually, after extensive childhood surgery, you can barely tell that I used to have a banana for a head.

Posted by: Francis at July 13, 2005 02:32 PM