June 21, 2005
Me and you and a thing that goes boo
Posted by Francis at 06:47 PM
in Six Things
Everyone is embarrassed by goths, though.
Do ghosts wear sheets? Or do they just look like sheets, all white and flowing and everything? 'Cause I was wondering...if they DO wear a sheet, and it gets dirty (say, excess ectoplasm, or walking through mud bogs to scare Scotsmen), and they take it off to throw it in the laundry, do they have a spare sheet? Or do they just go commando?
#7: Ouija-board misspelling
Good one. Actually, I did have a Ouija board joke, which I ended up cutting for several reasons (visual similarity to another joke, thematic similarity to a different joke), but perhaps I'll post it later in the week as an outtake/bonus track/whatever you want to call it.
Walking through mud bogs to scare Scotsmen
That's David Hume's job! Don't be steppin'!
Sorry, Fafner, I'll watch my step next time, don't wanna be dissing the Hume-ster.