May 10, 2004

No, I can't explain why I decided to blog about this

Rabbits and robots. Robots and rabbits. Yes. Here we go:

Robot bunny and non-robot bunny.

The Rabot.

Download Mechabunny for free. (Scroll down.)

This one will water your lawn as it slowly drives you insane.

A story about a robot who loses his robot rabbit (second-to-last item).

Dude -- RoboBunny will kick your ass.

This Robo Rabbit only exists in a show-within-a-show. It's a meta-mecha-rabbit! (Towards the bottom of the page.)

Here's a supervillainess who built a Rabbit-Robot (no pictures of the robot, though -- anyone have any?).

Rocket Rabbit, hero of San Fiasco.

Everyone remembers the Muppet Show's Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his faithful sidekick, Beak--um, I mean, his robot rabbit, right? Right?

(Here is a close-up of Bunsen's rabbitbot.)

This bunny is not a robot himself, but a robot teaches him a valuable lesson, or something.

Build your own mechanical rabbit (hopping type). Or just watch the video.

Well...I guess $825 isn't such a crazy price for a gazebo filled with animatronic bunnies. Oh, wait -- that's just for the piano player? Is the gazebo even included? Fuck you, Hamberger displays. Fuck you.

If you do not think mechanical bunnies are important, Simo will change your mind.

Tokli, the 3-D virtual dancing robot bunny (geez, I feel like there must be more modifiers I could add to that), and how he came to be.

"A crazed fabric robot bunny with a dick is spraying it out while a soda ejaculates too." (It's a t-shirt. Sorry. I know it would be much better if it were a working robot.)

And, of course, this entry would not be complete without the Robo Bunny sex toy.

This has been...robots and rabbits. Thank you. Enjoy your day.

Posted by Francis at 07:29 AM

Well, I was almost certain it was because the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Pilot "Rabbot" was aired last night, but there are no links to it, so I guess not.

Posted by: Tablesaw at May 10, 2004 08:48 AM

Never watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But I'll remedy the missing link to a picture of Rabbot. And somehow I missed Googling "Rabbot" through the haze of sleeplessness. Let's see what else turns up:

Okay. Here's a picture of a (here comes another crazy string of modifiers) busty nude cartoon female cyborg bunny. That's a lot of fetishes in one place.

A "clockwork percusion instrument with contact microphone". But where are the ears? Creepy!

Ah. This...sort of...explains the nude cartoon above. Bunnie Rabbot is a character from the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book. Dude. I think that might have just made the other picture worse. That's like "Tiny Toons" porn.

Posted by: Francis at May 10, 2004 01:08 PM

Tablesaw beat me to my comment.

You've never watched Aqua Teens? Please tell me you've seen Harvey Birdman, which is totally up your alley...

Posted by: Dan at May 10, 2004 07:49 PM