June 04, 2006

Actually, the whole website becomes even more entertaining if you imagine Paul Hogan reading it aloud

You call that a Time Cube? That's not a Time Cube. That's a Time Cube.

(Via Boing Boing. Musical version of Time Cube available here.)

Posted by Francis at 12:40 AM

Even a stopped watch is a cube twice a day.
I'll have to get back to you on this.

In the mean time, a cubistic wink for Victoria:


Posted by: Ruby Dohler at June 4, 2006 10:27 AM

Francis, I see some kind of theme taking shape here: First the Promiscuous Male, now Gene Ray. Like crazy-scary performance art.

Less scary (maybe) but still crazy is Vinnie Russo of Russo Realty in Brooklyn (scroll down about halfway):

Ruby! .,)

Posted by: Victoria at June 4, 2006 11:12 PM

Wow. You've finally met the Time Cube guy. Welcome to Level Two of Wackoland!

Here's just a taste, for those who dare not venture further into the beast:

"You are an educated singularity idiot who
can stupidily deny Nature's Harmonic 4
simultaneous 24 hour days within a single
rotation of Earth, or even make parody of
the Cubic Creation Principle - but your
mental ability to comprehend the greatest
social and scientific discovery of all human
existence has been lobotomized by the evil
academic singularity bastards hired to
destroy your ability to think opposite."

To which I can only say:

Dang those evil academic singularity bastards! Er, teachers. You know, the folks who taught me all the science and math and stuff to get me where I am today. O, if only they had known about the TimeCube! O! O, I say!

Posted by: Atom at June 5, 2006 03:26 PM

Yo yo yo, may I comment that Time Cube is the ineffable truth of the universe. There are 4 simultaneous days in 1 rotation of Earth: and, Time is Cubic, not linear. You must seek Time Cube.

Posted by: Cubic Awareness Online at June 21, 2006 07:54 AM
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