May 31, 2006

Four recent spam subject lines

You step closer to the toilet, we fix it

Realism is just an excuse for pessimism

Drop 20 lbs with no hunger and no carvings

She will love you more than any other guy

Posted by Francis at 08:58 AM

I've been receiving a nice hyphenated-word series recently, including the (IMO rather rude) "Hi, umbrella-shaped" and "need cash, burro-backed".

Posted by: Rick at May 31, 2006 02:41 PM

My favorite recent spam line was:

Free(*) lawn tractor offer!

I almost opened it, because, I mean, free lawn tractor, come on; but the spam-writers were ingenuous enough to include the asterisk, letting me know ahead of time that there was a catch.

Posted by: Jangler at May 31, 2006 06:05 PM

I've been getting some two-word combos. Personal faves: "double-jointed blase" and "enjoyment ow."

Posted by: Orange at May 31, 2006 09:44 PM

If only you had frilly imprecision...

...became my sig line for a good while, changed eventually to "If only you had misty nerdpower..." -- an homage to the New Pornographers.

Posted by: Ruby Dohler at June 2, 2006 04:37 PM

Actually, realism *is* just an excuse for pessimism.

Posted by: Victoria at June 4, 2006 11:39 PM

Looks like you just got a few more spam subject lines, Francis.

Posted by: Victoria at June 6, 2006 08:09 AM

I did, but they weren't entertaining enough to prevent me from deleting them.

Posted by: Francis at June 6, 2006 08:53 AM

You DO know about Spamusement, right?

It's a cartoon based on spam subject lines. On hiatus or dead:

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