March 29, 2006

I'm sorry, I tried to think of something better, but the cartoon was already late, and...

Six things.


Posted by Francis at 03:40 AM in Six Things

I think you've got Snakes on the Brain.

Posted by: Eric Berlin at March 29, 2006 07:41 AM

given the publicity the movie's sure to get, this would be as good a t-shirt as any.

Posted by: Ken/Cazique at March 29, 2006 09:21 AM

I'm gonna skip the movieā€”I'm holding out for Snacks on a Plane.

Posted by: Orange at March 29, 2006 09:33 AM

Now I've got the Grateful Dead's "Casey Jones" stuck in my head: "Snakes on a plane / High on cocaine...."

Posted by: Matt at March 29, 2006 09:35 AM

For me, it's "Theme from a Summer Place":

Snakes...and they're on a plane...the snakes are on a plane...yes, they're on a plane...lots of snakes.

Posted by: Francis at March 29, 2006 10:44 AM

Man, that's one casual Hamlet. I think that from now on, every actor should do that scene with one hand in his pocket.

Posted by: Rick at March 29, 2006 05:15 PM

The copperhead is on the plane
The copperhead is on the plane
And if the fangs break open many years too soon
And if there is no room even to gasp
And if your head explodes with pythons and cobras too
I'll see you on the dark side of the asp

Posted by: Eileen at March 29, 2006 07:59 PM


They're gonna bite your head off
Or they're at least gonna try

Panicking won't make it better
Baby, we're all gonna die

Pull the emergency lever
Try to jump out of the plane

Such a disastrous endeavor
All for the studio's gain!

Posted by: Jangler at March 30, 2006 01:23 AM

Snakes of Maine:

Snakes of Spain:

Posted by: Mightaswellturnthisintosomethingeducational at March 30, 2006 02:01 PM

What? No Snakes on an Existential Plane?

Posted by: bartkid at March 31, 2006 03:42 PM

Snakes on a Desk:
Snakes on a Train:

Posted by: Brian at March 31, 2006 06:44 PM

More Pink Floyd:

We don't need no cobra venom.
We don't need no antidotes.
No fangs to bite us in the backside.
Charmer - play those snakes some notes!

Posted by: Eileen at March 31, 2006 08:11 PM

The half-time air was sweet perfume
While mambas played a hissing tune
We all got up to dance
But we never got the chance

The vipers tried to take the field
The rattlesnakes refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the shed skin died?

We were singing "Bye, bye, American snake!"
Found an adder on my ladder and I picked up my rake
Then good old boys threw it in the lake
Singing 'This will be a piece of cake!
This will be a piece of cake!'

Posted by: Eileen at March 31, 2006 10:34 PM

Charm us a snake, you're the snake charmer
Charm us a snake tonight!
Cause we're all in the mood for a cottonmouth
And you've got us feeling all right!

Now, Paul is a big herpetologist
who never had time for a bite
And he's handling a viper that's getting all hyper
And probably will be all night.

And John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my baskets for free
And his snake just got loose and attacked a mongoose
And there's some place that he'd rather be.

Charm us a snake, you're the snake charmer
Charm us a snake tonight!
Cause we're all in the mood for a cottonmouth
And you've got us feeling all right!

Posted by: Eileen at April 1, 2006 10:09 AM

Someone left the snake out on the plane
And I don't think I can take it
And nobody better wake it
Or we'll never find the antidote agaaaaain....

Posted by: ACW at April 4, 2006 05:55 PM

Bill Radke here, host of public radio's Weekend America. Francis, I want to play "Rock, Paper, Anything" with you... on the radio. Please call.

Posted by: Bill Radke at April 11, 2006 01:59 PM

Those are some great lyrics there!

Note to Bill Radke - let's play Rock, Paper, Snakes.

Posted by: Ann Hedonia at August 7, 2006 03:03 PM

Eileen should get a prize.

Posted by: Ann Hedonia at August 7, 2006 03:06 PM

How about Snacks on A Plane?!!?

Posted by: Brandon at August 18, 2006 03:39 AM

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