July 22, 2005

You'll pardon me while I whistle past the graveyard

Six things (special commemorative there-was-a-sign-on-the-subway-this-morning-about-how-all-backpacks-and-large-packages-are-now-subject-to-search edition).


Posted by Francis at 07:43 PM in Six Things

Paris? LA? Guess I'm out of the frying pan, into the fire...

Posted by: aneequs at July 22, 2005 10:23 PM

Hey, does anyone know what our terror level is at? Yellow? Orange? Taupe? Mauve? Ecru? Is taupe closer to tan or eggshell? Faaaack.

Posted by: Mona Buonanotte at July 22, 2005 11:47 PM

Dark thoughts indeed.

I'm sort of relieved I'm no longer working right in the middle of Times Square. Though I do still go to the NYT once a week.

Posted by: Ellen at July 23, 2005 04:53 AM

#4 is t-shirt material. Its amazing how you can really convey how we all feel about W in one little cartoon. Anyway, in Boston whenever there's a terrorist attack the mayor gets all like "oh no we might be next"....like we're actually an important city or something. I think terrorists would be like ashamed to attack the second banana east coast city. Well there you go, I feel safe anyway.

Posted by: Mary at July 23, 2005 09:00 AM

I laughed, I felt guilty, then I laughed again. I suppose my succession of moves from a big city to a small town to (next) a tiny town are well-timed for my own personal peace of mind. And of course, Our Only President is keeping us safe.


... if only I really believed that all the people who were ever mean to me would be sorry when I'm dead, it would be kind of nice. Sadly, I expect they will react more or less like I would react if they died--good riddance to bad rubbish. Boy, if they wiped out the west side of Phoenix, AZ (now there's godless decadence), I'd be ... um, probably quite sad, actually. Hnk.


Posted by: Vardibidian at July 23, 2005 10:58 AM

Obviously you should be commended because you are involved in making people laugh, and in a world where about all the laughs you get is watching your neighbour marry a fat chick whom gets fatter and then has fat kids, you are playing an important role. So excuse my ignorance but have you been published (other than this cool site) or do big nosed people with brown on the tips control the publishing media? Have you had offers for newspaper space (or are those unfunny cartoons contracted to outlast my existence on this earth?)
In summary. Good stuff and what I would also like to know (deep down) is how many people are there out there that laugh at your stuff given that if newpapers are for the masses then the masses must be humour leppers or intellectual turds or sardines in the carbon copy world of single cell lemmings aka humans.
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