The flowers with hornets is the best idea!
I would like to take them on a road trip to sunny Florida. But when we'd get there, I'd not open the doors. Then I'd mumble incoherently through a megaphone that I would now be driving express on another freeway, and if they wanted to go to Florida, they could transfer in Idaho.
But I don't have a car.
You may be the first person ever to say "We need more of the G train."