Comments: Oatmeal, you need to start seeing someone about your self-esteem issues

Hmm. Maybe this could be a task on the next season of “The Apprentice,” similar to the ice cream task earlier this season. I can already hear The Donald: “Oatmeal is a four-hundred-trillion dollar industry…”

Posted by Todd at November 22, 2004 12:54 PM

I would totally try Bacon Oatmeal.

Posted by Doug Orleans at November 22, 2004 01:54 PM

Wouldn't the really meta oatmeal flavor be "Oatmeal Oatmeal"?

Posted by Doug at November 22, 2004 04:24 PM