Comments: From the Guinness Book of Inexplicable Records

Milk? How do we know it's milk?

I simply don't believe it.

I do, however, find it reasonable to believe he's a Mormon, with a severe case of over-filled seminal glands. This alone should serve as a wake-up call to all those Mormon boys with their hands tied to their bed frames. Lose the guilt, lads. Beats losing your sight!

Posted by MisterTheToad at September 2, 2004 07:29 PM

If memory serves, there was a guy (not the same one) who did something like this on the Guinness show when it was on Fox. A still photo is one thing, but video is even squickifyingier.
Since the late 1990s, it seems Guinness has been going for weirder, more shockworthy categories. I miss the days of having a larger section of language world records (longest word, frequent mentions of the guy with the really long last name, etc.) But those type of records don't get beaten as often.

Posted by Maelstrom at September 3, 2004 02:03 AM