Re Robin Soldering ... I mean, Soderling ... I'm sure there's an NPL freewheeling changeover for ROB ISOLDE'S RING in there, but that's all the effort I'm willing to put into that.
The young girl is an android. She doesn't want to trust delicate electronics repairs to narcoleptics and drunkards.
Way I can tell that I'm tired: I didn't figure out what the Heigl metathesis was until I got to the part of the sentence where you wrote it.