Comments: A little pick-me-up

The "relatives" bit was probably supposed to refer to one's spouse's relatives. Sadly, it doesn't seem that any of the other bits can be attributed to proofreading oversight.

Posted by Jangler at November 19, 2007 12:26 AM

Thanks for this Francis - a great way to start the week...

Posted by Rachele at November 19, 2007 02:11 AM

Did you type this all in? Thanks, it has quite brightened up my morning. This is unadulterated hilarious.

Posted by Ken/Cazique at November 19, 2007 10:32 AM

I like how if you have a perpetual erection but it's *not* very large, then you have no excuse to cheat on your wife. That's a triple whammy right there.

Posted by Aaron at November 19, 2007 11:09 AM

"making a baby in this new world can be a bummer."

--I mean, if my parents' accidental conception of me isn't a perfect example of why couples should use contraception, I don't know what is.

Posted by Dianna at November 19, 2007 11:23 AM

Ken: I did type all this in. I wasn't going to include as many excerpts, but there were too many good bits. Also, while I agree the book is hilarious, I think you'd have to agree that there is in fact adultery in it.

Posted by Francis at November 19, 2007 12:43 PM

I really need photographic evidence of the existence of this book.

Posted by beth at November 19, 2007 05:21 PM

Your wish is my command.

Posted by Francis at November 20, 2007 10:03 PM

'1. "Do you always wear your hair in front of your eyes?" (Heroine brushes back hair of guy.)'

What I want to know is, what if he doesn't HAVE any back hair?

Posted by Bourbon Cowboy at November 20, 2007 11:03 PM

>>>And at a posh hotel bar, you'll attract them like bees to honey.

Not to focus on the tame parts, but are bees attracted to honey? It seems like that would quickly become complicated.

Posted by Scott at November 21, 2007 10:27 PM

I love that in the reasons why people cheat, it says of men, "He is dying of curiosity and has the opportunity," while of women it says simply, "She's curious." Oh, that mysteriously fine line between curiosity and dying of it.

Posted by jason at November 23, 2007 01:36 AM

Also, apparently women always have the opportunity.

Posted by Francis at November 23, 2007 03:31 AM

"If what you want is to sleep with a man (or woman) for the animal joy of it, the new world is the place."

I think he lifted that from a 16th century advertising brochure.

Posted by Rubrick at November 26, 2007 03:57 PM

Is there now or was there in the seventies "a self-styled puritanical moralism"? The Puritanical Moralists' Party perhaps?

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