Comments: Do these tits make me look smart?

And to think I opted for a breast reduction. I didn't realize at the time that it meant I wouldn't look smart.

Posted by Linda G at April 17, 2007 12:12 PM

Man, I knew there had to be a reason I got admitted to MIT. Surely it couldn't have been the SAT scores, my GPA, my extracurricular activities, or any of the other things that I did that showed I was an intelligent, productive member of society. IT WAS THE TITS ALL ALONG.

Posted by Debby at April 17, 2007 05:15 PM

It's not so much that the recipient becomes smarter, but that the collective IQ of the rest of the room goes down. A subtle point, I know.

Posted by RichM at April 19, 2007 08:46 AM
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