Comments: Girls, uninterrupted

What, no crying and promising foot rubs every night if she just, fer the love of jeebus, leaves that creepy actor guy? You're soooo lucky.

Posted by Mona Buonanotte at January 23, 2006 11:49 PM

...is there a reference I'm not getting in that comment? Or is this just a window into some unhappy breakup of your own?

Posted by Francis at January 24, 2006 12:31 AM

I'm trying to figure out which of these scenarios happened *recently.*

Posted by Victoria at January 24, 2006 09:01 AM

#2 was a long time ago, if that's what you were wondering.

Posted by Francis at January 24, 2006 11:17 AM

Googling is normal. Google *Alerts* are ... not.

Posted by Erin at January 24, 2006 11:51 AM

Francis, girls always dump nice guys when they meet (and fall gushingly in love with) creepy actor guys. Except if the creepy actor is Tom Cruise, then they RUUUUN.

BTW, my personal experience is as dumpee. I was always the last girl a guy dated before he met the woman of his dreams and married 'her'. Wow, that's an idea for a blog post....

Posted by Mona Buonanotte at January 24, 2006 01:03 PM

I was also wondering about #s 1, 3, 4, and 6.

Posted by Victoria at January 24, 2006 01:36 PM

Somehow I think that level of backstory is going to kill the humor. Let's just say they range from college to "still waiting" (#4).

Posted by Francis at January 24, 2006 03:26 PM

Re #4:

What's your type of girl? I'm more than willing to reward you for "I Will Alarm Islamic Owls."

Posted by Ann Onney-Musse at January 24, 2006 05:26 PM

OK, then do you still have #3's number? She's cute!

Posted by Victoria at January 24, 2006 06:02 PM

"Ann": My type of girl is the kind who's willing to make that offer.

Victoria: Alas, no. I think she lives in Arizona now. Also she was a Republican, which may quash your ardor.

Posted by Francis at January 24, 2006 07:19 PM

Actually, the affair was with me!

Posted by Rose at January 24, 2006 07:43 PM

Francis: You're right, both facts are deal-breakers.

Rose: As always, I admire your timing.

Posted by Victoria at January 24, 2006 08:28 PM

Hey, wait, she's a lesbian?

-V.

(to clarify: post is for entertainment value only, and is not meant to refer specifically to her, or to her, or to her. Or to you for that matter. -V.)

Posted by Vardibidian at January 27, 2006 11:16 AM