Comments: Rhetorical questions and answers

It's curtains for you, Mabel! Curtains!!

Posted by Doug Orleans at January 12, 2006 11:57 AM

No, I still prefer vertical blinds to curtains.

Posted by Scrim at January 12, 2006 12:03 PM

And here I thought you were always getting up in the middle of the night to look at internet porn.

Posted by bad dad at January 12, 2006 12:31 PM

Not tonight, dear, my iron is low.

Posted by Erin at January 12, 2006 04:42 PM

"I know it's hard to wait. But aren't we taking an awful risk, Sam, by not waiting for the Senate Judiciary Committee to vote on your nomination first, even though many Congress-watchers are of the opinion that they are likely to split along party lines?"

Posted by RichM at January 12, 2006 07:49 PM

"Oh, Dracula, I never thought a dashing vampire like you could fall in love with a woman with a single fist-sized eye in the middle of my forehead like me!"

Posted by Christopher at January 13, 2006 03:00 AM

"In or out?! IN OR OUT!? I'm freezin' over here!"

Posted by Vance at January 13, 2006 11:39 AM

Hey! No one here has made the obvious (and crude) joke?

"You vant me to suck your ... vhat?"

I guess you all have taste or something.

Posted by Atom at January 13, 2006 01:26 PM

"Yes, yes, I see -- your hand is in fact visible through the window pane. But that only makes it all the more puzzling to me why you aren't visible in a mirror. Please explain it again."

Predicted real winner: some sort of hickey joke. Is that the black thing that she's pointing at on her face?

Posted by John at January 14, 2006 04:11 PM

Please don't go! I'm sorry, I know I should have told you about my mastectomy sooner.

Posted by Rick Rubenstein at January 16, 2006 07:49 AM
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