Comments: You are getting very one train station closer to home

Hypnotizing people is its own reward. C'mon, think about it. Even if you didn't make any money doing it, if you could hypnotize people, how awesome would that be? Give us the first Six Things you'd do if you were a hypnotist.

Posted by Orange at November 8, 2005 09:59 AM

I hope that they at least gave you a beer even if they didn't take down your opinions about it.

Posted by Charles at November 8, 2005 01:15 PM

See, this is why Francis didn't get into the focus group. He isn't a certified hypnotist!

A hypnotist would say, "Your eyes are getting heavy....You're going to let me in." Et voila, free beer.

But perhaps Mr. F. agrees with Phillip J. Fry of Futurama: "Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows!"

Now, as to whether Lunchboy Francis is certifiable -- no, I'm not commenting any further on that.

Posted by Atom at November 8, 2005 01:58 PM

Maybe "rewarding" says that the gross pay is good, and "profitable" says that the net income is positive. Or maybe "rewarding" is just referring to the opportunity to turn unsupecting clients into your slack-jawed minions, eager to do your bidding, and "profitable" refers to the crime spree your evil organization will wreak on the city. It's all the same.

Posted by Rich at November 9, 2005 06:15 AM

No no no, clearly "rewarding" is a code word for "gets you laid".

Posted by neilfred at November 12, 2005 03:11 AM
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