I own leather pants, and like them very much. I just have to be careful not to wear them too often or do anything strenuous in them, because I don't feel like paying through the nose to have them cleaned.

Francis, it's okay to admit you were looking for leather pants on ebay. You don't have to smokescreen with "Stereogum" or whatever. We don't judge.

Just remember: Leather pants = evil.

don't forget to read through the comments... some gems stuck in there.

Francis, it's okay to admit you were selling leather pants on ebay. And that you bought them in hopes of making it with a girl. And that you no longer fit into 34x34s. You don't have to smokescreen with "Stereogum" or whatever. We don't judge.