You need to draw "arched eyebrow Francis" more often. In fact, I would like an entire series of "Francis arches an eyebrow at ..." kthx!
Also, I wouldn't waste any Valuable Therapy Time on being suaver -- you're too close to collapsing in on yourself in a black hole of suave, from which no quips could escape! We'd all be left desolate. :-)
i'll second that... this "six things" is pretty much a nuts-and-chews collection of fabulous francis faces (meaning they're all delicious, not a cherry mash in the whole box).
you will, of course, share this with your therapist?
Does your therapist actually look like an old-fashioned but beloved first-grade teacher?
Only Francis can say 'fucktard' and have it sound so sweet!
If you do learn how to make peace with a colossal ego, will you share some pointers with me? In exchange, I may be able to help you with the suavity issue.
The expression "egomaniac with an inferiority complex" applies to me.