This is right on par with the Smothers Brothers version...nice! Flannel shirt is sweet! (But where's his sledgehammer? Or was it an axe, I've forgotten my folk-sy lyrics, oh crap.)
John Henry said to his producer, / "A man ain't nothing but a man, / But before I let that ConanTron steal my ratings, / I'll die with my microphone in my hand, Lord Lord, / I'm gonna die with a microphone in my hand."
Seriously, people, if you want me to write the next verse, don't go writing it for me. (Not that this thing doesn't write itself.)
Francis, Mona and I have been discussing what lovely t-shirts your cartoons would make. It's time for you to start merchandising. After all, what better venue to promote your work than your fans' torsos?
You mean that's not where Mona's going to put her tattoo?
> After all, what better venue to promote your
> work than your fans' torsos?
A better straight line, I have never heard in my life.