Stephen King has descended into self-parody many times over his career, but none worse than "Chattery Teeth," a short story about a pair of haunted... chattery teeth. You know, the wind-up clackety toy. I'm serious.
Must have been during his cocaine years. You know what they say: "Write what you know."
How about, "Compulsively checking Francis' site for his Six Things cartoons even though you know he's away for the week...clicking and refreshing until you go INSANE!"
I'm much better now,thanks.
Uh-oh, I've experienced 2 of those. Three, if you exchange "Victoria's Secret" for "Sephora" (I got the certificate for my 40th birthday - do you think they'd still take it?).
I really want a Six Things t-shirt. Though I don't know which episode I would most like to wear...
I knew that snail would appear somewhere.
Francis is slowly revealing the secrets of his sad life through cartoon....
Actually, after extensive childhood surgery, you can barely tell that I used to have a banana for a head.