Comments: Dear Heaneyland

Also, he's short. He's like two foot six.

Posted by Billy Joel at June 17, 2005 01:04 PM

Well, you know, your body gets smaller once you get rid of all those nasty thetans that were filling it up.

Posted by Francis at June 17, 2005 01:14 PM

Oh and the whole "total closet case who the hell do you think you're fooling" thing

Posted by Toonhead! at June 17, 2005 02:17 PM

three words:

Days Of Thunder.

Posted by samalee at June 17, 2005 08:01 PM

Poor innocent websearcher, trying to learn information about the new celebrity-hosted geopolitical-crisis-analysis show "'What's Wrong?' with Tom Cruise", and getting misdirected here.

Though there's a lot here about geopolitical crisis analysis, so perhaps it's for the best.

Posted by Lance at June 18, 2005 04:55 AM

I just started reading "How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered the World," by Francis Wheen. I haven't got to the 'how' bit yet, but the mumbo-jumbo is hilarious and awful all at once.

I suspect Tom Cruise is a symptom of a larger illness.

Posted by BadAunt at June 18, 2005 09:10 AM
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