The look on that hen's face is priceless.
"Hoffmanite throwing fork. Don't make me use the spoon." - from Buck Godot, a Phil Foglio comic
Yes, Francis. You've brilliantly captured hen pathos...once again! (I have no idea when you first brilliantly captured it, but the "once again!" seemed like a good way to end that thought.)
And congratulations on your Amazon rank jump...once again!
I should really go back to work and earn my money.