Comments: United stats

Hmmm. I think this is perfect for an audition monologue. Observe (punctuation is my humble contribution).

Tom True, try two upon Vladimir. Want Williams work? Yes! Yet yourself!

Perhaps this piece should only be used when auditioing for the Salvador Dali made-for-TV movie special on Lifetime. I think I'm going to tell someone to go yet themselves today.

Posted by Tom at April 15, 2005 12:03 PM

Applying the same lack of logic used in "the bible code" we see that Francis is a Beatles fan. And if size is any indication (snicker) thinks George is the best beatle.

Posted by Steve at April 15, 2005 12:48 PM

I'd just like to report that The Da Vinci Code has a Fog Index of 9.1.

And Ulysses comes in at 9.0.

Neither of these, of course, is quite as difficult as Sonny Barger's Hell's Angel: The Life and Times of Sonny Barger, at 9.5.

That order of difficulty is the same when measured by the (made-up?) "Flesch-Kincaid Index."

Posted by Alex at April 16, 2005 05:41 AM