Comments: How you gonna keep 'em down at the pharmacy?

I want to get a job as a pharmacist in a state that allows pharmacists to refuse to dispense medications they disaprove of. Then I'll become a Christian Scientist, and refuse to dispense any medicines at all on religious grounds. Then since there's no need to actually show up for work, since my religious objections prohibit me from actually doing my job, and the law prohibits firing me because I don't do it, I'll get the same job at a dozen more pharmacies.

Posted by Andy at April 14, 2005 03:37 PM

Andy,
Brilliant!

Posted by Billy Joel at April 14, 2005 05:17 PM
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