Comments: How would Jesus smell?

If one believes in transubstantiation (that the communion wafers & wine actually become the body 'n blood of J.C.) I would suspect that the taste would be like underdone pork.
(Based on the fact that supposedly the Maori name for Englishmen was "long pig"...)

Posted by Steve at March 17, 2005 01:39 PM

True, although the taste would also depend on whether one wanted to eat a fully cooked Christ or just, say, lick his arm.

Posted by Francis at March 17, 2005 02:12 PM

Right: licking the Christ would be an entirely different experience than fully partaking of his flesh. I do hope they offer Christsickles soon. I mean, "Christ on a stick" pretty much sells itself, doesn't it?

Posted by Lance at March 17, 2005 03:48 PM

But Lance, how do you expect to get your mouth around that transverse beam?

Posted by Scott at March 17, 2005 06:14 PM
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