Hello all. It's time once again for my latest crossword in the Onion! If you don't follow the exciting scuttlebutt of the crossword industry, you may be unaware that Across Lite, a popular free solving program, is free no more. So I will no longer be pointing you to download links for that program. If you already have it, here's the puzzle in the correct format. Or as an alternative, here's the puzzle as a pdf.
In non-crossword news, I will be performing several of my original songs this Thursday at Cinco de Maestro, which would be entertaining even if I weren't involved, and which you can buy tickets for here if that sounds like your sort of thing.