December 04, 2007


Can you believe it's not butter? Neither can they.

Some other suggestions for the product names of butter substitutes:

I Knew It! I Knew It Wasn't Butter!

It Certainly Comes as a Surprise to Me to Learn That This, Which I Was Thoroughly Convinced (Both by Its Flavor and Texture) to Be Butter, Is in Fact Some Ingenious Sort of Butter Simulacrum. Truly, We Live in an Age of Wonders

This Isn't Butter? Fuck You, This Is Butter. It's Not? Seriously? Get the Fuck Out of Here

We Met the Butter on the Road and Killed It

I Know What You're Thinking. "Is This Butter, or Isn't It?" Well, to Tell You The Truth, in the Excitement of the Manufacturing Process, I Kind of Lost Track Myself. So You've Got to Ask Yourself a Question: Do I Feel Lucky? Well, Do You, Vegan?

Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Butter

Posted by Francis at 12:45 AM

Butter? Toast!

Posted by: Charles at December 4, 2007 10:17 AM

"Is It Butter? Mmmmmmaybe. *Whistles Innocently*"

Posted by: Trip at December 4, 2007 01:12 PM

"Quasibutter" (With a picture of a hunchback on the front)

"La La La I Can't Hear What You're Saying About This Not Being Butter"

"Udderly Deceptive"

Posted by: RichM at December 4, 2007 05:00 PM

Schroedinger's Butter

Posted by: znufrii at December 4, 2007 09:03 PM

Don't forget the new low fat communion wafer,
"I can't believe it's not Jesus"

Posted by: MatthewC at December 4, 2007 09:03 PM

This Might Be Butter
Butter (Not Butter)
Butter... or Astro-Butter?

Posted by: Projectyl at December 4, 2007 10:04 PM

Butter Rebutter

Butter? Nutters to Thatter

Marginally Margarine

Posted by: Robert Hutchinson at December 4, 2007 10:39 PM

Ceci n'est pas une Beurre!

Posted by: Rubrick at December 5, 2007 04:58 PM

Do Not Try to Believe It's Not Butter; That Is Impossible. Instead, Only Try to Realize the Truth: There Is No Butter.

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