February 01, 2007

I don't look forward to a future filled with guys bragging about their bandgirth

Rose points me to a comparison of the data transmission rates of a cable modem and a penis. Penises fare pretty well, which probably opens up a whole new world of cheesy future pickup lines. Rose suggests "Hey, baby, information wants to be free" as an argument from a skeevy guy trying to talk someone into letting him not use a condom.

Posted by Francis at 02:15 AM

But doesn't each sperm cell have the same information as every other? Talk about spam...

Posted by: Doug Orleans at February 1, 2007 04:21 AM

I tried a sperm-based ISP for a while, but I got tired of all the dropped connections. There was also a problem with denial-of-service attacks.

Posted by: Rubrick at February 1, 2007 05:57 PM
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