May 28, 2006

I put a (promiscuous) spell on you

I found this piece of paper taped inside the entrance of the West 4th Street subway stop last night:


Posted by Francis at 11:10 AM

Are there other colors I'm forgetting about?

Posted by: DO at May 28, 2006 12:05 PM

Did you take it home, thereby reducing promiscuous male's chances? Shame.

Posted by: beth at May 28, 2006 12:41 PM

Yeah, I've always found green- and blue-skinned females to be real prudes. And don't even get me started on those purple-skinned girls...

Posted by: jason at May 28, 2006 02:10 PM

Beth: Hey, I'm publicizing his request on the Internet! I think I'm helping.

Posted by: Francis at May 28, 2006 03:05 PM

I had a promiscuous spell once. No, wait, that was a fainting spell. My mistake.

Posted by: Orange at May 28, 2006 04:19 PM

I'll make sure to paint myself plaid next time I pass through Brooklyn, just in case...

Posted by: L'el at May 28, 2006 06:47 PM

Of course, I read it as a bad spelling of "...promiscuous [cell] phone".

I just hope he uses discreet discretion.

Posted by: Lance at May 28, 2006 09:57 PM

I like how he's provided the option for writing him a letter.

Dear Promiscuous Male,

I just saw your intriguing note, which was originally taped to the W. 4th St. subway entrance, posted on the Heaneyland! website, so I thought I'd write. I can't tell by your hand-lettering what color your skin is, but I'm guessing it must be brown, light, yellow, or a mix. Please forgive me if I am mistaken, I mean no offense.

I am a female who has what *I* would consider "light" skin, which I believe automatically qualifies me as one of the Most Promiscuous People. What I don't know from your minimalist phrasing is how to define "Promiscuous Female" vs. "Female Just Having a (Promiscuous) Spell," so I'm writing to ask if you could please post another note clarifying these subcategories.

Many thanks for your attention to this matter. Hope this note finds you well.

A Light Skin Heaneyland! Fan

Posted by: Victoria at May 29, 2006 07:49 AM

i posted something about this guy some time ago, and some crazy person who actually called the guy contacted me about it.

Posted by: dennis at May 29, 2006 06:37 PM

Word to DO, and the Promiscuous Male, should those be two distinct parties: I have known some promiscuous smurfs. Are you saying they don't qualify as people?

Posted by: Ruby Dohler at June 2, 2006 10:55 PM
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