April 26, 2006

To prevent infestation, be sure not to leave any candy wrappers on the dashboard

While walking home from jogging in the park this morning, I passed a bus with a sign in the window: "This vehicle has been checked for sleeping children." At first I found that reassuring, but then I thought -- what about all the other cars on the street? Are they protected from the plague of sleeping children?

Posted by Francis at 09:05 AM

Francis, I'm worried about you and Rose. Have you not recently had candy wrappers and Doritos bags in your home? Have you checked for sleeping children??

Posted by: Orange at April 26, 2006 11:44 PM
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