January 09, 2006

A gift idea you're probably glad you missed

Who wouldn't want a whole year of guys not being into them?

Posted by Francis at 02:30 PM

Specialized Marketing 101: The best way to get a woman to buy something is to make it sound insulting, like "Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives" (Maybe that's a really good book, but I never got past glancing at the cover.)

The female subculture - I think it's culture, not genetic - is like an alien world inside the main world that both men and women live in.

Posted by: Eileen at January 9, 2006 09:09 PM

I don't know if you saw it, but this guy was on The Colbert Report. They took [presumably phony] calls from people asking about relationships. Stephen kept cutting off Greg to supply his own bad advice. Greg was getting really pissed off. It was pretty funny.

Posted by: Tyler at January 9, 2006 10:02 PM

March 8: Maybe you should just shut the fuck up during the game.

June 6: Asking about your sister is also a sign.

December 31: Seriously, he isn't going to call. Go buy another calendar.

Posted by: Charles at January 10, 2006 03:42 AM

I'm with Eileen here. I think I'll call my first book "Even This Book Hates You" in order to clean up among women in their 30s.

Interestingly, the calendar is only a couple of Amazon degrees of separation away from a book on using neurolinguistic programming to get a man to fall in love with you. Thank goodness there's something women can do to make their lives worthwhile!

Posted by: Jess at January 10, 2006 10:54 AM

Funny, these were listed with this one:

Customers who bought this book also bought:
It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken : The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy by Greg Behrendt

He's Just Not That Into You : Your Daily Wake-up Call by Greg Behrendt

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys by Greg Behrendt

Be Honest--You're Not That Into Him Either: Raise Your Standards and Reach for the Love You Deserve by Ian Kerner

Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl-A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship by Sherry Argov


Posted by: Jolene at January 11, 2006 01:24 PM

As well as these:

You Know Who He's Actually Into? That Hot Little Number in Accounting, That's Who. Maybe You Should Ask Her Where She Buys Her Shoes or Something

Well, Look on the Bright Side, At Least You Have Someone to Sleep With While You Look for Someone Better

It's Called a Restraining Order Because It's a Legal Document That Orders You to Restrain Yourself From Doing Something Stupid
and Ultimately Self-Destructive

Why Women Read Books That Subtly Undermine Their Confidence (Hint: It's Because They Deserve It!)

Posted by: Francis at January 11, 2006 01:32 PM
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