August 07, 2005

Spamments repurposed

Some of my recent (blocked) spam comments, with "empire poker" (or whatever) replaced with other card games:

Take your time to visit the pages in the field of euchre
You may find it interesting to check the pages about cribbage
Please check some relevant information dedicated to canasta
In your free time, check some relevant pages about bezique
You can also visit the sites dedicated to old maid
Take your time to take a look at the pages on whist
Take your time to check out some relevant pages dedicated to pinochle
Please check the pages on go fish
You can also take a look at some relevant pages in the field of war

Posted by Francis at 09:05 AM

Funny, all my spam lately has been about crazy eights. I guess there's big money in crazy eights. Or should I say "crazy money"?

Posted by: Erin at August 7, 2005 11:52 AM

Huh, I don't think I've seen those. Maybe the spammers figure there are people out there intimidated by poker, so they're trying to entice those people with a more moronically easy card game?

Posted by: Francis at August 7, 2005 11:59 AM

Huh, Canasta! What about Ace in the Hole or Go, Johnny Go Go Go Go ?!

Posted by: steff at August 7, 2005 07:54 PM

Cool, they have a little generative grammar!

Spam -> Fluff Verb Determiner Noun PrepPhrase Game

Fluff -> Take your time to
You may find it interesting to
In your free time
You can also

Verb -> visit | check | check out | take a look at

Determiner -> the | some relevant

Noun -> pages | information | sites

PrepPhrase -> in the field of
dedicated to

Game -> [couldn't tell if these were parodies]

It's not a very big grammar; it only generates 360 different spams. But still kinna cool that they're trying so hard.

Posted by: ACW at August 9, 2005 03:57 PM

These start looking much superior in person then during the picture. this can be the world of warcraft gold for you!

Posted by: world of warcraft gold at October 22, 2013 11:50 PM
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