June 17, 2005
Dear Heaneyland
Time for another installment of the sporadic feature wherein I answer my accidental readers' search queries, as reported by my referral log. Today's question:
what's wrong with tom cruise
He's not as smart as he thinks he is and he's been brainwashed by a cult.
Posted by Francis at 12:40 PM | TrackBackAlso, he's short. He's like two foot six.
Posted by: Billy Joel at June 17, 2005 01:04 PMWell, you know, your body gets smaller once you get rid of all those nasty thetans that were filling it up.
Posted by: Francis at June 17, 2005 01:14 PMOh and the whole "total closet case who the hell do you think you're fooling" thing
Posted by: Toonhead! at June 17, 2005 02:17 PMthree words:
Days Of Thunder.
Poor innocent websearcher, trying to learn information about the new celebrity-hosted geopolitical-crisis-analysis show "'What's Wrong?' with Tom Cruise", and getting misdirected here.
Though there's a lot here about geopolitical crisis analysis, so perhaps it's for the best.
Posted by: Lance at June 18, 2005 04:55 AMI just started reading "How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered the World," by Francis Wheen. I haven't got to the 'how' bit yet, but the mumbo-jumbo is hilarious and awful all at once.
I suspect Tom Cruise is a symptom of a larger illness.
Posted by: BadAunt at June 18, 2005 09:10 AM