Heaneyland!

Snake oil + baby oil

Yesterday, as I was deleting a screenful of spam, I noticed one sender/subject combo that stood out as particularly absurd. Since the e-mail was deleted moments later, I must paraphrase from memory, but the sender was something like "Easy Adoption" and the subject line was along the lines of "Bring that bundle of joy home today!" First thought: is selling babies on the black market so hard that one must resort to spam? Second thought: who adopts an impulse baby?