January 27, 2005

Somehow, I think everyone else in the world is thinking about different things than I am when they read these articles

One of my coworkers compiles a handout of the day's gossip pages each morning (which may explain this entry to anyone who was wondering what I was doing reading Cindy Adams), which means that I get a daily dose of the Post's horrible, horrible editorial cartoons. But today I thought to myself, maybe I'm just not giving this Sean Delonas fellow a chance. Maybe his work only seems shallow, and if I study it closely, I will discover a hidden layer of complexity and symbolism. And perhaps I will annotate that symbolism with blue magic marker and post it on my blog.

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Elsewhere in the Post's gossip pages was this sentence, which I have rendered below with screwed-up spacing painstakingly replicated:

Keanu Reeves -- concerned about the deterio rating health of his be loved sister, Kim -- is keeping a low-key pres ence at Sun dance while promoting his upcoming flick, "Thumbsucker."

One extra space in a single sentence is an accident. Two is carelessness. Three is evidence of high blood alcohol content. Four??? Four is a conspiracy.

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Comments

A cons piracy, you mean.

Also, G quite enjoyed the belated Bunny Day gift I e-mailed her.

Posted by: Scott at January 27, 2005 10:30 PM

Use of Boz Scaggs was delightful. Use of what was called "Also Boz Scaggs" sent orange juice (lots of pulp) out my nose at high velocity.

Well done.

Posted by: bpdermody at January 28, 2005 10:42 AM

That was too wonderful.

It also made me look up this great Dirk Voetberg piece.

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