October 20, 2004

Dowel jones

I get spam all the time offering to make my genitalia larger. But not often do I receive spam that features a brand-new colloquialism for the male sex organ. Which would be why I needed to actually open the e-mail to figure out just what was meant by the subject line "Have a better life dowel". Porn writers, I pass this on to you. "Life dowel". Use it in good health.

Posted by Francis at 07:09 PM | TrackBack

Talk about getting wood.


Posted by: Tyler at October 20, 2004 09:42 PM

I know that you are a wordsmith and all, but what were the alternate meanings that you thought "life dowel" might have?

Posted by: ugarte at October 21, 2004 01:18 PM

Well, I had no idea what it might mean. My best guess was that it was going to be one of those spams that include nonsense words to try to get past your spam filter, so perhaps it was actually "Have a better life", with the word "dowel" randomly attached to the end.

Posted by: Francis at October 21, 2004 01:34 PM