October 15, 2004

The falafel factor

A couple sites have pointed to this page about Bill O'Reilly's supposed falafel fetish. The idea of O'Reilly being aroused by falafel is silly, of course, since a close reading of the transcript shows that what Bill really has a problem with is pronouncing the word "loofah".

"I would take that little loofah thing and kinda soap up your back...it's one of those mitts, those loofah mitts, you know, so I got my hands in it..."

[many other details of what Bill O'Reilly would like to do ensue]

"...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and put it on your pussy..."

Clearly "falafel thing" refers back to the aforementioned "loofah thing"; one can only presume Mr. O'Reilly's excitement caused him to lose a certain amount of control over his powers of enunciation.

(Here's the full harassment complaint.)

Posted by Francis at 04:26 PM | TrackBack

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Posted by: Bill O'Falafel at October 17, 2004 10:12 PM

After you are done, check this site out: http://oreallyfactor.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Bill O'Really at October 20, 2004 11:07 PM