October 02, 2004

Them's fighting monkeys

Oh, we've all heard about predicting the outcome of the election by sales of Halloween masks (aka costumancy). But what about belligeroprimatomonophagomancy (predicting the outcome of the election by observing the behavior of fighting monkeys who only like to eat one thing)? That is also covered.

(Web toy found via Little Fluffy.)

Posted by Francis at 02:08 AM
Comments

Bush wins if you take the period away from his middle initial.

Posted by: Christopher at October 3, 2004 01:38 AM

However, I have just tested an idea and am pleased to report that George W Bush is handily defeated by the Dirt-Eating Attack Monkey named Harry S Truman.


Posted by: Christopher at October 3, 2004 01:40 AM