Heaneyland!

Sleeves go with record albums, not MP3s, people

I know that every time I find myself listening to MP3, I'm wearing the same jacket. At home, on the subway, in winter or summer, whatever color my outfit is -- always the exact same jacket. So it seems practically inevitable that someone would invent a combination jacket-and-MP3-player. With a generous storage capacity of [cough, cough] 128 MB, you can't afford not to own one! Oh, wait...I meant you can't afford to own one. Because it costs $730.