June 25, 2004

The long (ahem) of the law

An Oklahoma judge has been accused of not exempting his penis from the "all rise" instruction.

In [his] petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.

I just feel bad for any other judges who have been using the same chair.

Posted by Francis at 02:00 AM