Heaneyland!

I want to vote for Dean...but Kucinich keeps looking at me with those puppy eyes

There's an entertaining entry at Wired Mesh in which candidates are matched with the dogs they most resemble, visually and temperamentally.

Howard Dean makes a loyal and wonderful companion, but requires time and training. ... An aloof or reserved Howard Dean should not be penalized, as this reflects the accepted character of the breed. An aggressive or belligerent attitude towards other candidates should not be faulted.