January 22, 2004

Welcome! May I stretch your penis for you?

I recently signed up with Site Meter so I could see how people were finding my blog, and this is a fine thing, because it means that now I know at least one person found my blog by searching on the phrase "penis stretching" at www.alltheweb.com, where my site comes up on page 2, thanks to my spam review of a month ago.

I do miss the classic penis stretching advertisements, though. "At Smith Barney, we stretch your penis the old-fashioned way. We pull on it."

Posted by Francis at 06:33 PM