January 21, 2004
Finally, someone has taken a stand against heterosexuals
The ones living in sin, that is. And, of course, gays too. But that almost goes without saying, doesn't it?
Ohio lawmakers struggled with the issue for seven years, when then-Rep. Jay Hottinger introduced a bill in the House. Hottinger, now a senator, said the bill was not an attack on homosexuals but rather meant to protect a traditional definition of marriage.
Yeah...the bill also prevents anyone from receiving domestic partner benefits. You just can't have a traditional marriage if there are people out there in the world benefiting from their life partner's insurance, because that is one of the most sacred parts of the marriage ceremony.
Posted by Francis at 11:16 PM